LovelyLori :P

10000bc:

since abercrombie an fitch destroys its unsold clothes and wont donate bc poor people wearing their clothes gives them a bad image i say everyone should donate as much abercrombie and fitch brand clothing that you have to homeless shelters so you can simultaneously piss off a shitty company and help those in need

betterthankanyebitch:

me leaving school

hhantu:

franfrancatman:

My dad and I made this fishtank for my mum for Christmas a few years ago with dollhouse furniture. I thought it was pretty rad

i cant believe your mom is a fish

thequeenofhell:

what Americans imagine being Australian means

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patientlights:

Just cleaned my laptop screen for the first time in 6 months

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korrakun:

my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing

62,663 plays

zayn-payne:

Scott Mills phones Harry Styles to wish him a Happy Birthday pretending to be “Dial-a-Birthday”.

OH GOD THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER 

I AM CRYING OH MY GOD HAHAHAHAHA

Hello? Hello… Hello? Hello… Hello?

Oh my god. Hello? Huh? Hello… Hello…

Hello?

faeries-everywhere:

abchannahxyz:

tastefullyoffensive:

After stewing in his emotions, emo veg comes to the conclusion that the root of the world’s problems is that people don’t seem to carrot all.[obvincognito/tabizine]

This is single handedly the best fucking pun joke I’ve ever seen on this damn website.

the carrot on the side contemplating this piece of performance art tho

faeries-everywhere:

abchannahxyz:

tastefullyoffensive:

After stewing in his emotions, emo veg comes to the conclusion that the root of the world’s problems is that people don’t seem to carrot all.

[obvincognito/tabizine]

This is single handedly the best fucking pun joke I’ve ever seen on this damn website.

the carrot on the side contemplating this piece of performance art tho

reginamas:

i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost

and she’s just like

well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit


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