LovelyLori :P

zooeyclairedeschanel:

happy mother’s day to all the teachers i accidentally called mom that one time

neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

telapathetic:

When someone cancels plans you were really looking forward to

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unclefather:

wasted

unclefather:

wasted

thebluehairedsocialist:

Did anyone hear about the guy that was sleeping with cashews. He’s fucking nuts.

dulect:

honey can’t you see I’m working here

dulect:

honey can’t you see I’m working here

teamrocketing:

how do you get a stranger in public to fall in love with you

Don’t ever put your happiness in someone else’s hands. They’ll drop it. They’ll drop it everytime.
One For Sorrow, C.Barzak (via bl-ossomed)

demonhunting:

is ellen even hosting or is she just hanging out with famous people